Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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