This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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