I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
