Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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