Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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