super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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