he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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