Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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