STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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