This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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