I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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