Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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