garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
where am i from again
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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