Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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