now i know why i became what i already was.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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