Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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