That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
