So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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