Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so let's talk penis.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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