i jhust puked up my retainher.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
