i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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