Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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