Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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