I'm drive I can fine osifer
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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