I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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