Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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