everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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