If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize
