Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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