I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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