Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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