i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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