Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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