doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think i peed on brittanys purse
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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