Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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