I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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