i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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