How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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