Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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