she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Randomize
