I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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