garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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