Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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