We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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