i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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