Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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