You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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