Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
