i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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