these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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