Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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