why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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