youre lurking in front of me
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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