Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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