mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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