I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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