If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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