It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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