I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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