FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
we should paint friendship bongs
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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